Funny Q Quotes

2/17/14
Q: "And you really are kind of the worst mom ever."
10/6/13
Q to me, in car: You're so nice.
Me: Thanks, honey!
Q: But- sometimes you hurt my feelings. That means, you're not always so nice.
Me: I know, honey. Mommy isn't perfect.
Q: Only daddy is perfect, because he bes nice to me every day- but you're not.
6/22/13
Mommy punch me in the face right now.
What?
Punch me.
Honey, I'm not going to punch you.
2/10/13
Q: Mommy, what is Darth Vader's real name?
Me: I don't know, what is it?
Q: I don't know.
Corey: We're not going to tell you, because it will ruin Empire Strikes Back for you.
Me: You'll find out when you're older.
Q: It's Skywalker.
C: Dammit.
Me: Is it really?
C: How could you not know that?
12/21/12
Husband, about idea that all schools should have armed guards: "The only thing that would be more ridiculous is if the NRA said all teachers should have guns. But it would be cool to have a six shooter on your hip."
4/29/12
Just do you know, I don't think I can participate in this cloth diaper experiment.
Me: "Because?"
I have a weak stomach. I'm squeamish. I don't like icky things. I don't like poop.
I just want to be able to throw it away and forget about it.
I want nothing to do with poop.
That's why toilets were invented.


4/20/12
Amy: If you ruin these pictures, I'm going to lose my mind. And you're going to stay home from scouts, so you can go to bed early.
4/15/22
Q to me, as we pull into parking space at library: "you uh-member I ran away at a libary?"
Me, pleasantly: "Mmm-hmmm! That's why I got that new stroller."
Q: "Make a sad face to me and cry. I'm mom and you quinton and I'm big and you little. I'm mom and you little and I big.
On plane: touching Lane's head- "You make me so happy." then placing hand on my cheek- "You too, Tintin."
At Amy's house: "Jack sat right there (pointing) and he said ok. He said fine. He said too bad. And I make a grumpy face- like this. And I ask aunt Amy for a pancake on this plate. I like pancakes."
2/16/12
Q: I did it.
Me: Did what?
Got my booger out mine nose.
Great.
That's a good idea mine fingers.

Q: I don't like yours coffee! It 'tinks!
Me: Well that's not very nice... Don't touch it, it's hot.
Q: Get yours coffee away from me!
Me: You don't have to be sitting right beside it.

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