Lane Words at 2 years

Lane words at 14 mo: hi, mama, dada, dog, nose, toes, phone, all done, baby, more, Katie, shoes, book, belly, oh no. Cracker, sippy cup, eyes, spoon, Chee (Cheerios), coffee, Amy, bowl, up, water, mine, Elmo, toys. She also says some of her daycare classmates names (Emma, Charlie). Open, Joey, teeth, jump, meow, clap

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Spiders: They're Pretty Much Everywhere

Does anyone else do "Spider Checks?"

You know... you wake up and stumble into the kitchen. Of course, the coffee maker reservoir is empty, so you grab the water pitcher, go to the sink, and start filling it.  Suddenly, you sense there is a spider nearby! You quickly glance up to the light above the sink, the corners of the cabinets, and the ceiling.  Whew.  No spider this time.  

Yesterday I went out to get the mail, forgetting that my husband had freaked out a couple of days earlier when he saw a giant spider in a web by the mailbox.  I reached for the mailbox beside the front door just as I spotted the spider.  I retracted my hand as I squeaked out, "Eeee-eeee-eee-yah!"  I bravely got the mail anyway, postponing a decision about what to do about that large, light orange spider.

I've got a whole litany of spider stories.

That morning, age 24, when I stumbled into the bathroom in the morning to take a shower and spotted a HUGE spider chilling in the tub.  I hustled back into my bedroom, grabbed my "Spiders of the Northeast" book, and went back into the bathroom to identify the beast: Wolf Spider, scary-looking but harmless. I probably used my "cup and piece of paper" spider-capturing method to put it outside.  What can I say, I'm the daughter of a zoologist.  We grew up identifying birds and spiders, rescuing turtles in the road and baby birds on the ground, and hatching tadpoles in the kitchen.

My News Headline Commentary

I was reading the news last night on my phone and found myself having reactions that I wanted to share.  I took a screenshot of each noteworthy article or headline and noted what I was thinking.  I reminded myself of Fred Armisen on SNL, with his nonsensical headline commentary, in the sense that I could only really think of one thing to say about each headline.

So, here, I'm thinking, Is this a spoof on the sometimes overly dramatic "Modern Love" columns?  It starts with the typical, "Fearful of repeating the same mistakes her mother made," and instead of the expected, "a woman must choose an unconventional path," it says, "a porn actress must choose between remaining unattached and financially independent or following her heart."

I mean, what? It sounds like an Onion spoof.

It's not labeled here as a Modern Love column in this screenshot, but if you go to the website, it IS sneakily labeled as Modern Love.  So this is just a regular old, overly dramatic, Modern Love column.

This one, I'm thinking, I love that Ina May,  one of the most experienced midwives in America, can only verbally throw up her hands in response to breastfeeding mothers being banned from swimming pools for fear of contaminating the water.

Naked Man: Was He Dancing or Jumping?

I smiled, then laughed out loud, at some of the lines in this report in the Stamford Advocate.  First of all, I love the headline: "Stamford man arrested for dancing nude in street."  Then, the text by John Nickerson, with my smiles and LOLs bolded:  

A city man believed by police to be high on a powerful hallucinogenic was arrested after police saw him dancing naked and doing pushups on Washington Boulevard early Wednesday...

When the officer got to the scene he found Green without a stitch of clothes on yelling and carrying on while jumping around in the middle of Washington Boulevard, Connelly said.

The officer approached Green to find out what was going on but Green would not say anything intelligible.

Green then jumped to the ground and performed seven perfectly formed pushups with his two hands. Connelly said.

I assume the great details of "without a stitch of clothes on yelling and carrying on while jumping around" came are from an interview. I absolutely love the way colloquial language made it into the article.  This, people, is how a newspaper should read!    

However, I'm wondering, was he "dancing" as the headline and lede said, or was he only "jumping around" as Connelly said?   I would like to know the answer to this.  

The detail of "seven" - seven!- "perfectly formed pushups with his two hands" also just communicates the absurdity of the situation.  Of course it's not so absurd that the guy had to be tasered to get him into the police car, but...