I discovered this list from last year and want to post it before I lose track of it.
"What are you doing? You're acting like a two year old. You're sitting there doing nothing." - one of my students, who was often doing nothing, talking to two of my students who were among my most productive (all boys).
"I'm an underachiever."- A
"No you're not." - me
"You don't have to believe me, but I've seen a squirrel do a back flip. It was SICK." - G, totally off topic during class.
"What's something like, REALLY bad, but not inappropriate." -E, brainstorming comic ideas.
Rounding Up the Thoughts of a Mom Teacher Writer
